WOMEN – Bad Housewives Confess

When housewives have something to get off their chests, who do they talk too?  Aunty Aura, of course.  Fantasy threesomes, spending sprees, revenge on mother-in-laws and loads more confessions hidden from their partners right here in Confessions Corner.

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“I’ve always fantasised about having a threesome with my boyfriend and his best mate. Together, they’re the funniest pair of jokers and I love a man that makes me laugh… I wouldn’t want them touching each other though, only me”. – JODY, 32, mum of three, in a relationship (7 years)

“My husband doesn’t know that I’m an illegal immigrant living under a false identity. I entered the UK, illegally, from the West Indies eight years ago and had to assume a new identity after I overstayed. In reality, our marriage isn’t even real, but I do love him though. Honestly” – SHANA, 30, married (5 years) mum of two.

AUNTY AURA SAYS : You love him! That’s a good thing, I guess.

“I’ve been sleeping with my husbands brother on and off for almost ten years. My husband is caring and generous, his brother is an arrogant pig who’s a stud in bed. I don’t feel guilty but I never want the truth to come out as it would tear our families apart” – LYNETTE, 36, married (12 years) mum of three.

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“My partner likes a tidy house. I hate housework, so I pay a neighbour to do all my chores when my husband is at work” – VANESSA, 30, mum of two, in a relationship (8 years).

AUNTY AURA SAYS : Thank God for great neighbours!

“I hate my boyfriends mother so much, I spit in her coffee every time I make her a cup. She’s an evil, manipulative cow who can’t accept the fact her son loves any other woman but her”. – JULES, 27, two kids and expecting, on/off relationship (4 years)

“I told my fiancé I was working late last weekend. I actually went to meet my ex, who my fiancé loathes. I didn’t have sex with him, but we did have one last goodbye snog” – HANNAH, 23, no kids, engaged (18 month relationship)

AUNTY AURA SAYS – I hope it was a goodbye snog.

“I ‘borrowed’ my mans credit card to buy a pair of shoes online (£200). I’m dreading when he receives his bank statement. I told him they were only £50” – SIOBAHN, 26, in a relationship (9 months), 2 children from previous relationship.

 AUNTY AURA SAYS : Ooops! A girls just got to have gorgeous shoes though, hasn’t she?

“My baby father doesn’t know that our youngest child isn’t really his. Nuff said!” – NICOLE, 29, mother of 3, in relationship (8 years).

COMING SOON… Men’s confessions. Are you a man keeping a secret from your wife/girlfriend? Email Aunty Aura auntyaura@live.com with your confession, putting MAN TALK in the subject box. Don’t worry, it’s all confidential and your real name won’t be published.

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