CONFESSIONS CORNER – Bad Little Sister

Sammie confesses to Confessions Corner how she dealt with her rough, bullish older brothers.

toothbrush kid

 

DEAR AUNTY AURA,

Being the youngest child and the only girl with four elder brothers, I grew up bullied and ganged-up on by my brothers. As I was too little to fight back, I would get my revenge in the bathroom by dipping the most offensive/s brothers toothbrush in the toilet and once I peed in my 2nd oldest brothers bath before he got into it. Now we’re older, we get on more and I wouldn’t be without them. However, I think I’d suffer a battering if they ever found out the truth.

Sammie K, Chester, UK

AUNTY AURA SAYS : Ew! What a naughty little sister you were. I agree…what they don’t know won’t hurt them, or you.

Granny’s Bad Dinner’s

Ruth reveals what she and her brother did with their grandmother’s dodgy dinners in Childhood Confessions

As a kid, my brother and I would spend a fortnight out of every Summer holiday at our paternal grandparents. We were never keen on our grandmother’s cooking – I don’t think my granddad was either – so dinner times were always a nightmare.

Because it was during the Summer, we spent a lot of the time in the garden. My brother and I soon found a discreet spot in the soil to bury our unwanted food, and would do so as often as we could. My granddad was a keen gardener but never mentioned finding anything, so we’re guessing they didn’t ever know our secret. They’ve both passed away now, but my brother and I have fond memories of our missions. We even joke that my nan’s cooking probably killed them both in the end. LOL!

Auntie Aura Says :- Very naughty Ruth… I hope you’re a better cook than your grandma LOL!